Audi Arabia
What happens when the psychotic retrograde barbarians live here and they are in charge?
Starting with a non sequitur, and I don’t know if anyone here is a lawyer but it strikes me that the oft made “start your own Google” argument about censorship ignores the fact that Google and Twitter and Facebook each have like 36,000 active patents, protected with force by the US government, and you actually aren’t allowed to start your own Facebook. My first “Oh I get it you’re just being a piece of shit” moment on this topic was when I saw David French, who is a cliche for a reason, argue in favor of Amazon Web Services, essentially a monopoly, dropping Parler from its hosting services. So they literally did start their own Twitter, and we all saw what happened. But seriously now you need to start your own Amazon Web Services. Patents aside, telling people to start their own AWS is the exact same as telling people to start their own power grid.
Also, a brief update on voter fraud before we get to the Audi-driving whores who are about to get us all killed. As I may have mentioned I believed in voter fraud before it was cool. In Washington state we have motor voter mail ballots. When you go to the DMV to get a license you will notice that you are surrounded by people who don’t speak English and that there is a sign, in English only I might add, explaining self-certify. Self-certify is what it sounds like. Right next to the box where you check yes/no for organ donor, is the self-certify box where you check yes/no for “I’m a citizen and I am eligible to vote”. If you check yes, a ballot will be mailed to your address no matter what for the next 18,000 years.
The argument has long been that cheating in elections is a crime and people never commit crimes. Fair enough. And we will ignore the fact that self-certify is presented as a totally innocuous box, described in English only, that appears next to the organ donor thing. And we will ignore the fact that all election cheating happens in Democrat enclaves where Ilhan Omar’s brother is the prosecutor so you won’t get prosecuted.
But this brings me to the most recent unrelated but totally related news. The Department of Labor OIG recently commissioned a study that found about $200 billion in pandemic unemployment aid was stolen. How did this happen? Well, for one, the pandemic unemployment insurance was given out on a………wait for it………..self-certify basis. You didn’t have to prove you were unemployed you just had to claim ‘yes’ and click the box.
As much as we all know that people, especially Democrats, never commit crimes, let me explain what $200 billion stolen from the federal government means. That is the equivalent of 10 million people each stealing $20,000 from the federal government. Without any legal knowledge, which seems worse: checking the wrong box at the DMV, or signing up to vote at a rally when Stacy Abrams’s friends hand you a hot dog and a form to fill out, OR intentionally stealing $20,000 from the federal government via the internet and having it *wired* to your bank account? Right. And at bare minimum 10 million people gladly committed the later crime……..but nobody cheats in elections because it’s basically impossible. Uh huh.
So now on to electric cars and middle-aged women being fucking retards. In the 70s we were reliant on Saudi Arabia and they used energy as a weapon against us. We eventually got through it and we now have the ability to be energy independent. But what happens when the nefarious force trying to destroy us, using energy as a weapon, is our own population? Women, children, and other other dumb people who shouldn’t be allowed to vote, believe in man-made climate change and they are doing everything within their power to intentionally kneecap our economy as a result. It’s not clear to me how you fix this without camps. Have you ever talked to a climate change person? It’s like half of the population and you are not EVER changing their mind. So when prices skyrocket what will they say? “Oh this is unsustainable we are going to collapse society”?? No. Of course not. They will just keep going and collapse society. They will say the increased costs are *from* climate change and we need to do it even harder now. I’m truly not seeing how we reverse this.
I’ve heard many commentators on this topic mock the notion of elites telling average people who can’t afford groceries now that they need to buy an electric car. A fine argument but really the situation is so much dumber than that. Even if electric cars were literally free, we do not have the materials required to build them. Tesla makes 1 million cars per year globally and the US has 250 million cars. Pretend China isn’t psychotic and we have the microchips and the lithium and GM and Ford magically ramp up next month to a combined 5 million electric cars being produced annually and the cars are literally free, it would still take 50 years. Not happening. And even if we had the materials to build them, we do not have the grid to support them. And even if we had the grid to support them and the materials to build them and even if the cars were literally free…….it still wouldn’t change the weather, you fucking simpletons.
I am in favor of electric cars because they are cool but not if they are being mandated by the government and all of the lithium is in China. This is why the Republicans need to run on a platform that includes more mining in America. Producing raw materials not only strengthens your currency but it creates jobs and blah blah blah. The left will oppose this because it would create prosperity and their entire business model requires the maximum number of people to be suffering so that they will beg the government to do stuff.
This could kinda be like “drill baby drill!!” all over again. Fracking is the primary force that pulled us out of the 2008 collapse. Maybe this time the slogan can be “mine more metals!!”. It has a “Putin’s price pickle” sort of ring to it. Since Democrats are ideologically opposed to producing anything useful, lithium, copper, or otherwise, then I guess the Democrat counter-slogan can be “mine fewer metals!!” which they of course will need to shorten to “mine fewer!!” which Democrats can then shout in unison while facing Joe Biden as he screeches from a creepily backlit stage. “MINE FEWER!!”
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Kevin, you are one creative MoFo.