I first wanted to mention, as the Durham Investigation is starting to come out, my favorite insanely corrupt thing from Trump Russia that no one talks about.
Natalia Veselnitskaya is the Russian attorney who attended the infamous Trump Tower meeting. Prior to that, in 2014, she was working on the defense of Prevezon with……..Fusion GPS. That’s right. Not Fission GPS. Not Frozen GPS. Not Frazzled PDF. She worked with Fusion GPS. Yes, that same Fusion GPS. (Prevezon is a Russian-owned dildo manufacturer. Just kidding. Prevezon does real estate and money laundering, but I really wanted to do a joke about Russian nesting doll dildos where it’s like a big one with progressively smaller ones….)
Moving on. In 2016 Hillary Clinton hired Perkins Coie and Perkins Coie hired Fusion GPS and then magically, Natalia Veselnitskaya found her way into Trump Tower. Are you following me here?
The Russian attorney who ‘scandalously’ met with the Trump campaign was SENT to spy on the Trump campaign by Hillary Clinton. Should Don Jr. agree to meet with Russian attorneys to get dirt on Hillary Clinton? Meh, probably not. But if that is inappropriate, then sweet fancy frickin Moses holy cow mother bleeping bleep is it inappropriate for Hillary to HIRE RUSSIAN ATTORNEYS to infiltrate her opponent’s campaign.
Okay I should probably also write about the thing in the title. Democrats are the real conservatives now. Allow me to explain. Conservatism started out as a movement to conserve liberty. The way you conserve liberty is by restraining the government. Pretty simple.
Liberals were basically just people who noticed additional unrealized liberties that were being ignored or denied, and they fought for them. They were correct in many cases, but unfortunately they were also largely communists so somehow we have spent my entire life calling people who want authoritarian collectivism ‘liberals’.
Anyways, liberty is largely gone now and the only people who are doing any conserving these days are the Democrats. What are they conserving? Power. Centralized unaccountable power. They are conserving the gigantic creepy irreversible bureaucratic central authority……which I would maybe be fine with if these people weren’t the least intelligent and most incompetent, untalented, and corrupt sacks of shit in the history of shit, sacks, and corruption. 👇👇👇
Right-wing conservatism isn’t a thing anymore. What passes for conservatism with Republicans these days is as follows: Democrats propose to rape our wives and Republicans negotiate to have it so that they just rape our dogs. Great job conserving, guys!!!
Like I said there’s nothing to conserve anymore except government, so the right-wingers are liberals now (always were) and AOC is a hardcore conservative.